Ew, People. T-Shirt – Minimal Words. Maximum Mood.

$19.95

When you’ve had enough social interaction by 9:00am and you're ready to go back into hiding, this tee has your back. Featuring bold, minimalist retro lettering and just the right amount of judgment, it’s the perfect introvert declaration.

  • 100% cotton for breathable comfort

  • Classic fit that doesn’t cling to… people

  • Printed with eco-friendly inks that don’t try to make small talk

  • Machine washable, emotionally unavailable

  • Available in sizes S–5XL

Whether you’re avoiding crowds or just tired of being perceived, this shirt gets you.

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  • 100% cotton
  • 100% cotton
  • Sport Grey is 90% cotton, 10% polyester
  • Ash Grey is 99% cotton, 1% polyester
  • Heather colors are 50% cotton, 50% polyester
  • Heavyweight fabric (5 oz)
  • Regular fit
  • Pre-shrunk jersey knit

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Quality Guarantee & Returns

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  • Quality is guaranteed. If there is a print error or visible quality issue, we'll replace or refund it.
  • Because the products are made to order, we do not accept general returns or sizing-related returns.