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Bigfoot Centaur – Funny Sasquatch Horse Hybrid with Finger Guns Card

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Bigfoot sightings just became considerably harder to explain. This shaggy show-off combines a muscular Sasquatch upper body with a powerful chestnut horse, then adds flowing hair, a confident grin, and finger guns nobody requested. Half cryptid, half centaur, entirely too pleased with himself. Detailed brown fur, feathered hooves, and a magnificent tail give this fantasy creature the presence of a woodland legend who has discovered conditioner and personal branding. A funny pick for Bigfoot fans, horse lovers, fantasy enthusiasts, and anyone who enjoys an impossible animal with unreasonable confidence. Wear it to the next campfire debate about what lives in the woods. The blurry photograph now needs a panoramic setting.

Digitally printed cards on heavyweight stock. Uncoated blank interior provides a superior writing surface. Since every item is made just for you by your local third-party fulfiller, there may be slight variances in the product received. Each card comes with an envelope for mailing or gifting.

    • Dimensions: Small (4” x 6”), Large (5” x 7.5”)

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