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Kilometer Definition – Some Fancy French Mile or Whatever Shorts

$25.08 $30.08

Color: Military Green

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A sarcastic take on the metric system for people who prefer miles and good jokes. This design pokes fun at kilometers with deadpan definition style — perfect for nerds, slackers, or anyone who failed 8th grade math with pride. Available on t-shirts, mugs, stickers, and more.

Heavyweight yet breathable with a pique textured finish for a clean, structured look. Finished with side pockets, a back pocket, and an internal white drawcord for an adjustable fit - perfect for lounging or on the go. Solids: 100% combed ring spun cotton. Heathers: 90% combed ring spun cotton, 10% polyester.

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