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I’m Not Sleeping, I’m Just Resting My Eyes – Funny Sarcastic Shirt Card

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We’ve all been there: head tilted, eyes closed, and someone says “are you sleeping?”Nope. You’re just practicing extreme focus.This shirt delivers peak denial with peak sarcasm — perfect for nappers, students, remote workers, and anyone who refuses to admit defeat to sleep.Designed with stacked contrast fonts for max impactGreat gift for dads, coworkers, or friends who nap with their eyes openAvailable on tees, hoodies, mugs, and more

Digitally printed cards on heavyweight stock. Uncoated blank interior provides a superior writing surface. Since every item is made just for you by your local third-party fulfiller, there may be slight variances in the product received. Each card comes with an envelope for mailing or gifting.

    • Dimensions: Small (4” x 6”), Large (5” x 7.5”)

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