This Is The Costume – Funny Lazy Halloween Shirt Card

For those who can’t be bothered to dress up — this shirt is the costume! 😂“This Is The Costume. Batteries Not Included” says it all in bold, unapologetic style. Perfect for last-minute Halloween plans, parties, or anyone who prefers sarcasm over fake blood.Simple, funny text design that works anywhereGreat for introverts, dads, teachers, or anyone anti-costumePerfect for office parties and low-effort trick-or-treatingPrinted on high-quality cotton for comfort and laughsNo mask, no makeup, no problem — this is peak lazy genius. 🧃

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