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Butt First Coffee Funny Coffee Lover Design Card

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There are priorities in life, and apparently we've been putting them in the wrong order. Butt First Coffee combines the sacred morning cup with an extremely unnecessary ceramic backside, tiny red polka-dot underwear and enough coffee beans to make the situation technically educational. It's ridiculous, mildly inappropriate and probably more energetic than you are before the first cup. Made for coffee lovers, caffeine enthusiasts, baristas, morning zombies and anyone whose sense of humor wakes up considerably earlier than they do. Give it to the friend who takes coffee seriously but absolutely nothing else. Some people put coffee first. We have apparently complicated the instructions.

Digitally printed cards on heavyweight stock. Uncoated blank interior provides a superior writing surface. Since every item is made just for you by your local third-party fulfiller, there may be slight variances in the product received. Each card comes with an envelope for mailing or gifting.

    • Dimensions: Small (4” x 6”), Large (5” x 7.5”)

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