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Chocolate Fixes Everything Funny Chocolate Lover Design Card

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Can chocolate actually fix everything? We have conducted absolutely no peer-reviewed research and would prefer not to jeopardize the results. “Chocolate Fixes Everything” serves up big creamy retro lettering covered in glossy dripping chocolate for people who know exactly where the emergency candy supply is located. Made for chocolate lovers, chocoholics, dessert enthusiasts, bakers, foodies and anyone whose problem-solving process begins by opening the snack cupboard. Bad day? Chocolate. Celebration? Chocolate. Existential uncertainty at 9:47 p.m.? You already know where this is going. Science can investigate it later.

Digitally printed cards on heavyweight stock. Uncoated blank interior provides a superior writing surface. Since every item is made just for you by your local third-party fulfiller, there may be slight variances in the product received. Each card comes with an envelope for mailing or gifting.

    • Dimensions: Small (4” x 6”), Large (5” x 7.5”)

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