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Paddle Faster I Hear Banjo Music Funny Canoe Design Socks

$17.75
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Nothing ruins a peaceful paddle quite like hearing unexpected banjo music drifting through the trees. “Paddle Faster, I Hear Banjo Music” combines a red canoe, moonlit mountain lake, pine forest and crossed paddles with exactly the kind of wilderness advice nobody wants to need. Made for canoeists, paddlers, campers, outdoors people and anyone whose survival strategy involves immediately increasing stroke rate when the woods start developing a soundtrack. It’s retro outdoor adventure art with a darker sense of humor, perfect for the lake, cabin, campground or that suspiciously quiet stretch of river where everybody suddenly agrees there’s no reason to stop here.

Soft, stretchy crew socks with a ribbed cuff, classic fit, and arch support for everyday comfort.

Fits: US Men 6–10 / US Women 5–11 / UK 3–9.5 / EU 34–42.5 / AU Men 5.5–9.5 / AU Women 5–11

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