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Dead Tired Skeleton Halloween Humor Card

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Somewhere between “I need a nap” and “notify my next of kin” lives Dead Tired. This gloriously exhausted skeleton has collapsed into a battered orange armchair with absolutely no intention of getting back up. Complete with gothic lettering, cobwebs, scattered bones and a book titled Good Ideas Later, it’s a vintage-inspired Halloween design for tired adults, spooky people, introverts, skeleton fans and anyone whose social battery died three invitations ago. Wear it through Halloween, Monday morning, family gatherings or any occasion where technically being present is already a considerable achievement. Rest in peace? Let’s start with rest.

Digitally printed cards on heavyweight stock. Uncoated blank interior provides a superior writing surface. Since every item is made just for you by your local third-party fulfiller, there may be slight variances in the product received. Each card comes with an envelope for mailing or gifting.

    • Dimensions: Small (4” x 6”), Large (5” x 7.5”)

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