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Forget About Mars I Want to Colonize Uranus T-Shirt

$22

Color: Black

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Mars is overcrowded. The smart money is apparently elsewhere. Forget About Mars, I Want to Colonize Uranus combines retro space exploration with the sort of astronomy joke that has been patiently waiting since middle school for its moment. A rocket approaches while one extremely relaxed astronaut has already claimed the planet and planted a PRIME REAL ESTATE sign. Made for astronomy fans, space nerds, science people, retro sci-fi lovers and sophisticated adults who still laugh at Uranus jokes. Humanity must keep exploring. We must push beyond the known frontier. And apparently we must do it while giggling like twelve-year-olds.

100% combed ringspun cotton — the perfect fabric for a graphic tee and the softest in the business. (Due to product availability, fabric varies by color: solids are 100% cotton; heathers and select colors are cotton/poly blends.)

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