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Wrath of the Grapes Funny Wine Humor Card

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For centuries, humanity has crushed grapes without consequence. Apparently the grapes have organized. Wrath of the Grapes depicts the inevitable uprising as an furious little vineyard army storms a winery with torches, pitchforks, knives and a fully operational wooden catapult. Honestly, they've planned this remarkably well. Made for wine lovers, winery wanderers, grape enthusiasts, literary-pun appreciators and anyone who has ever looked into a glass of cabernet and wondered whether the grapes remembered what we did to them. Tonight, they remember. Tonight, they retaliate. Tomorrow, we're probably drinking whatever survived.

Digitally printed cards on heavyweight stock. Uncoated blank interior provides a superior writing surface. Since every item is made just for you by your local third-party fulfiller, there may be slight variances in the product received. Each card comes with an envelope for mailing or gifting.

    • Dimensions: Small (4” x 6”), Large (5” x 7.5”)

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