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Dangerous Flamingos Funny Martial Arts Birds Card

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You thought they were lawn ornaments. They thought you needed a lesson.“Dangerous Flamingos” features three fiercely serious pink birds striking martial arts poses, led by a black-belt flamingo balancing on one leg with wings spread. Bold distressed lettering and pink-and-cream feather details turn tropical elegance into a deeply unnecessary threat.For flamingo fans, martial arts enthusiasts and anyone who enjoys wildlife with wildly inflated confidence.Respect the flock. They’ve been practicing that stance their entire lives.

Digitally printed cards on heavyweight stock. Uncoated blank interior provides a superior writing surface. Since every item is made just for you by your local third-party fulfiller, there may be slight variances in the product received. Each card comes with an envelope for mailing or gifting.

    • Dimensions: Small (4” x 6”), Large (5” x 7.5”)

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