“Buffering… Sass Imminent Tee”

$19.95

This isn't just a t-shirt — it's a warning label. Featuring bold retro typography and a progress bar of biting wit, this graphic tee tells the world to brace themselves. Whether you're just waking up or mid-rant, your sarcasm is on its way.

  • Heavyweight cotton that stands up to the drama

  • Classic unisex fit that flatters everyone

  • Double-stitched seams for extra durability

  • Design pops on dark colors — especially black

  • Makes the perfect gift for the sass master in your life

Why explain yourself when your shirt does it better?

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  • 100% cotton
  • 100% cotton
  • Sport Grey is 90% cotton, 10% polyester
  • Ash Grey is 99% cotton, 1% polyester
  • Heather colors are 50% cotton, 50% polyester
  • Heavyweight fabric (5 oz)
  • Regular fit
  • Pre-shrunk jersey knit

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Quality Guarantee & Returns

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  • Quality is guaranteed. If there is a print error or visible quality issue, we'll replace or refund it.
  • Because the products are made to order, we do not accept general returns or sizing-related returns.