Funny Hunting Zip Hoodie – I Hunt Because Punching People Is Frowned Upon

$37.00

Stay warm and slightly unapproachable with this heavy blend zip hoodie featuring the quote, “I Hunt Because Punching People Is Frowned Upon.” Whether you’re in the woods or at work wishing you weren’t, this hoodie keeps you cozy while quietly threatening anyone who cuts in line.

🦌 Soft cotton/poly blend
🔫 Front pouch pockets for your snacks or scent blockers
💨 Metal zipper for easy layering
💀 Humor with attitude

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More details

  • 50% cotton, 50% polyester
  • Fabric weight: 8 oz/yd² (271 g/m²)
  • Yarn diameter: 20 singles
  • Soft fleece fabric inside and outside
  • Air-jet spun yarn for reduced piling
  • Regular fit
  • Metal zipper
  • Front pouch pockets
  • Unlined hood with color-matched drawcord
  • Overlapped fabric across zipper
  • Double-needle stitching at shoulders, armholes, neck, waistband, and cuffs

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Quality Guarantee & Returns

  • Quality is guaranteed. If there is a print error or visible quality issue, we'll replace or refund it.
  • Because the products are made to order, we do not accept general returns or sizing-related returns.